Morning Hug

When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.

Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.

Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.

by dankDefine April 20, 2018

Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

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Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

gppx morning

Misspelling of good morning

B: gppx morning
W: you retarded bruh?

by iloveblackbear June 17, 2019

Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.

"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"

by Ember Pember July 03, 2020

tree morning

When you have sex at night while your camping.

Person 1: "How was your camping trip?"
Person 2: "Sophie and I had a real nice tree morning"

by Ya Boi **@#&$ *@#*$&#!@&@. @#! March 30, 2020

Morning purring

Morning purring is the female equivalent to morning wood. Created by Valcokr.

I just woke up with morning purring.

by Valcokr July 27, 2025