I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.
by lovely June 23, 2004
Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
by DAMNTHATA THICCCCCCCCASSBOI January 04, 2020
I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.
by TLB123 January 22, 2012
Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
by lenauchiha September 25, 2019
November 10th is national give someone a chance day. No matter what give someone a chance at something no matter if it be a friendship, relationship, redemption, money, or a job even.
Sam: Hey didnt jeff ask you out the other day?
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*
*national give a chance day was then created*
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*
*national give a chance day was then created*
by 42069th_annual_bruh_moment November 03, 2019
by EllyMickey November 13, 2020
On August 30th give your freind Donald love and affection People named Donald tend to be lonely skumbags. But everybody deserves love, even people named Donald
by NOTDANNYDEVITO August 29, 2019