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don’t fuck with him, he went to school in the hood
by OkayAndrew June 19, 2022
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Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
by JNorman911 October 26, 2016
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Da Hood Com

they are the most Irritating, Pestering, Troublesome, Aggravating, Nuisance, Bothering, Vexing, Disruptive, Exasperating, Grating, Chafing, Peeving, Irksome, Bugging, Galling, Niggling, Perturbing, Repetitive, Trying, Tedious, ntellectually challenged, Developmentally delayed, Cognitive impairment, Learning differences, Special needs, Differently abled, Exceptional, Neurodivergent, Misguided, Uninformed, Ignorant, Unwise, Confused, Ill-informed, Foolish, Senseless, Clueless, Inattentive, Unintelligent, Nonsensical, Absurd, Irrational, Witless, Dense, Simple-minded, Unperceptive, Gullible, Shortsighted, Unreflective, Dull-witted, Inexperienced, Childish, Silly, Naive, Impractical, Careless, Incurious, Injudicious, Foolhardy, Inconsiderate, Unobservant, Inept, Shallow, Doltish, Blockheaded, Slow-witted, Obtuse, Lacking insight, Thoughtless, Uncomprehending, Mindless, Inane, Dazed, Hasty, Incautious, Preposterous, Uneducated, Absent-minded people i ever met
"Da hood com is degenerating" "fr"
by wwwwwwwwwwwaaahhh December 16, 2023
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hood fave

the favorite rapper of ur hood that one every1 bumps
who's the hood fave on o'block?
by critchj November 25, 2021
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Hood Bunny

A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.

High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.

Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.

Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.

Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.

Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.
“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit
That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”
by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024
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Hood-e

Anything you want it to be so that your friends have no clue what your talking about.
Example 1:
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?

Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!
by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011
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Hood Legend

Somebody who is a legend in the hood they from. Killa the Great is a Hood Legend.
by Killa the Great November 21, 2023
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