February 1st

February 1st is national fuck your partner day

Alright it’s February 1st good luck to your lover!

by Sexmaster26 February 1, 2021

February 28

People born on this day are probably allergic to fish. What a loser

Let’s go fishing!!

I can’t eat the fish we catch i was born on February 28
That’s sad

by supertall999 March 18, 2021

february 15

national hate crime day for anime.
hate anime on this day.

1: I HATE ANIME
2: bro why would you say that
1: it's february 15
2: oh, I HATE ANIME TOO

by tylerlovesfrogsandtaylorswift May 1, 2021

Fuck Fingering February

It’s pretty self explanatory. You’re not allowed to finger yourself or get fingered for the entire month of February. To make it harder to complete, don’t masturbate or have sex at all. It’s a version of no nut November, but for females. Good luck ladies.

Person one: Are you participating in fuck fingering February?

Person two: hell no! I wouldn’t last a day!

by Let’s jump off a cliff November 30, 2018

27th February

My baby’s birthday xx I love you bby ... Byron xx 💍🥰🥵❤️💞🦋

27th February my mans birthday xx 🦋❤️🥰💍💞🥵

by Jade township October 29, 2019

Finger Free February

so you’ve heard of no nut November right? well now sucks to be a girl there is now a finger free february. but us girls can control it better than guys

me: what’s the date today?
them: february first
me: its finger free february

by ieatpenissticksandpussys November 7, 2019

February Fools Day

February Fools' Day is celebrated every year on February 9 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called February fools. People playing February Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting February Fool.

I made a February Fool on February Fools Day!

by LotusLara February 9, 2018