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douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’
by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022
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Douchbag

Andrew Tate is the definition of a douchbag
by Dictiontron December 29, 2022
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Douchebadge

A law enforcement individual that doesn't play by the rules and typically ends up injuring innocent people and stroking his own ego in the process while lying on the police report/sworn affidavit for the judge
The cop was so ignorant and his duties to uphold the law and treat the public with respect that he chose to be a douchebadge instead.
(In other words back to blue until it happens to you or back the blue until your black and blue!)
by JimHatesPigs March 23, 2025
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scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked
Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?
by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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