Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012
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Dirty Elvira

When a boy get down there yk and you get turned off so u call one of your sugar daddys to finish the job
Dirty Elvira have many sugar daddys
Dirty Elvira is a horny girl
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Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy July 14, 2013
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dirty fauci

A Dirty Fauci is the act of performing oral sex while wearing a face mask with a hole cut in it for safe sex.
Ya bro. Your girl gave Steve a Dirty Fauci, but none of the droplets got in her hair.
by FlaudaFauci February 21, 2021
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dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.
After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.
by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 01, 2017
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Dirty Finis'd

When you get fucked over By Finis Temporis in Warhammer
Yo, Tharom just got Dirty Finis'd over there in Altdorf
by Sebber26 March 22, 2022
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Dirty Shaunna

The best in bed, the best in everything period! Most gorgeous thing on the planet. Will put it on you so good, she will snatch your soul. Amazing Queen!
Dirty Shaunna is something serious! Gawd damn I’m in love!!!
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