Westover Christian Academy

A school that has strict rules that are extremely unnecessary. The majority of the teachers are hypocrites and show favoritism in their classes.

Person 1: You go to Westover Christian Academy?

Person 2: Unfortunately, yes.

Person 1: Sucks for you. HAHAHAHA.

by Round Square May 31, 2010

Tiny Christian Pino

A phrase commonly used to describe a midget from Florida, normally under 5 feet.

Hey, that big Indian looks like a Tiny Christian Pino.

by TheSecretSmartKid January 26, 2023

Christian Cortez The 3rd

This man was known for killing all the niggas and niggers in Japan on 6/8/1797.He screamed the N-Word and said Wigger and predicted Obama and called him a NiggaNiggerBigger

Damn that Nigga shit that Nigga like Christian Cortez The 3rd

by Monke68 May 24, 2022

Westminster Christian Academy

bunch of white kids where bullying is accepted. Vaping is norm round here! All privileged kids with egos just cause they suck off theur parents’s money and think they’re the shit.But don’t you worry! maybe you’ll be able to see the korean-Japanese campus prince one day around this shitty ass school.

“yo you go to westminster Christian academy?”

“yea the privelged vaping club?”

by blackroach288383 October 18, 2021

covenant christian school

the most boring school ever. seriously,... there is nothing to do there and its tiny as heck. all the adults and teachers will tell you how great it is but it's not. don't fall for it. STAY AT YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL. NO MATTER WHAT. a lot of people are fake and you can't make a lot of friends since there's like 10-20 ppl per GRADE. they teach the bible and do chapel every Friday, it sucks.

EVERYONE WANTS TO LEAVE.

( also they might change the name next year hopefully, it even SOUNDS lame)

girl: hey heard you switched schools, which school do you go to?

guy: covenant christian school. my parents are frickin forcing me to stay at this dumbass school
girl: how is it?
guy: terrible I would rather kms
guy: if you're ever thinking of going there, DONT.

by ugh122idkwhattowritehere123 April 9, 2020

Christian Slater

A fizzle that has no acting skills and simply looks like he always comes out of a cumdumpster.

Did you see that new musical, it failed Christian Slater style.

by Pommel Horse October 8, 2008

Timberlake Christian School

A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.

F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?

F2: yeah it sucks

F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?

F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.

by No0nebutM3 June 1, 2018