My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

I wanna boyfriend

The feeling where u either want a bf or want to see ur crush

Definition: the feeling of jealousy bc u need a bf (I wanna boyfriend)
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd

by Im A lOnElY kId:( January 13, 2025

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.

Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!

by stern633 July 9, 2025

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

Everyday you should send your boyfriend at least one sexy picture of yourself just to remind him of how sexy you are

Boyfriend: says to girlfriend hey it national send a sexy picture to your boyfriend day

Girlfriend: oh ok send a sexy picture to

boyfriend

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

by National reoccurring days July 14, 2025

ara's boyfriend

A curious, driven guy who’s always juggling a million things..from drafting legal documents to building horror games to budgeting every Rupiah with weird excitement. He wakes up early, works hard, overthinks everything, and somehow still makes time to be thoughtful and sweet.

He dreams big (like becoming a Prosecutor/Judge big), but never forgets the little stuff.. like reminding his girlfriend she’s loved even when life gets busy. Smart, funny, kinda chaotic, and always planning something. The type of guy who’ll talk about law one second and ask you what makes life worth living the next.

If you know him, you know he’s one of a kind. If you don’t, you’re missing out.

Stop looking for red flags, girl. Just find yourself an ara's boyfriend : like the one who meal preps, files trademarks, and still sends you voice notes at 11 PM saying he misses you.

by GuardianOfAngel July 19, 2025

National Send Your boyfriend a titty pic day

August 8th is national send a titty pic to your boyfriend day

You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th

Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?

Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!

by TheEpicMongoose August 8, 2025