Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.
“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”
by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021
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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.
Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are
by M vee November 03, 2019
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Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
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