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Celtic Bastard

Yo let me get a Celtic Bastard neat.
by C.F. Blumon August 31, 2017
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Thoughtless bastard

A person born of parents not married to each other, who practices mindfulness
You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.
by Shambalicious May 17, 2021
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big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.
Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are
by M vee November 3, 2019
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Giggley Bastard

A person who can’t control their laughter and giggles even during serious moments. This person laughs or giggles all the time, even at times where respect and silence is necessary. For example, during a funeral. This person is usually the most childish of the group.
Jimmy: “Hey John, wanna go out for a drink tonight?”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”
by Kosta V. June 24, 2018
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Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018
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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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