felch bag

A demeaning insult used to put down others or to destroy character even more so than using the term duche bag. Related to felch. Following anal sex the male removes his penis from the females rectum. The male proceeds to insert a straw into his bitches ass hole... and sucks ejaculate out of the rectum in which it was deposited. This process is usually followed by a long passionate kiss. When you call someone this, you are telling them that they are dirty as fuck.

zip it ya felch bag

damn Alby ur the biggest fuckin felch bag i know

by Kutch January 10, 2009

bag reflex

The feeling you get when you see a nice body ruined by an ugly face.

I got arrested for attempted murder after she misinterpreted my bag reflex.

by Rugged Rieley January 23, 2008

Show Bag

A title given to a person who is full of crap

person 1: i can run 100m in 7 secs
person 2: your such a show bag!

by hot_male1410 January 29, 2008

Queerag bag

1)A combination of the words/phrases queer bag(see definition) and fag bag(see definition) often used to save time and/or stress the uncanny homosexuality being displayed by either a straigt male or homosexual male.
2)A device often used by homosexual men or straight men expressing homosexual activity(Metrosexual-see definition)that can be used to store such homosexual items/materials such as used condoms,jizz(both human and animal),dildos(both battery operated and manual),fetish items and devices,Homosexual/Male pornogrophy and any other things off a homosexual nature.

1)That guy with the ball sack in his mouth sure is a queerag bag.
2)I need to run to the store and get myself a new queerag bag since my other one is busting at the seems.

by That dude from that place you went to like a really long time ago September 7, 2007

bag of awesome

Being more than awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!

by P-dizzle AKA Sister Sweetly April 9, 2008

bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

The Popcorn is in the Bag

code for getting a girls number in your cell phone

"The Popcorn is in the bag" - person 1

"So you got her number?" - person 2

by Vasquaro June 16, 2013