Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

anal honey

The aftermath of anal sex. A combination of semen and fecal matter, anal honey, pushed out of the anus.

Bro, last night I totally smothered the new girls biscuits in anal honey!

by WildCamper May 15, 2018

Anal Flush

When you put your penis in someone’s ass you take a piss in their ass and flush the shit out of their ass

I want to anal flush her ass bro.

by Squidwards Bitch September 20, 2017

anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously

Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017

Anal Demolition

When an asshole slipts during sex and bleeds out.
Excruciating pain

I put my sick in her ass last night and caused anal demolition.

by Analdemolition March 23, 2017

anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric

The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.

by tlarr March 24, 2017

Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017