Anal Deficiency

A hole too tight it closes at young ages 3-7 years after birth unless it is stretched.

Big Man: Do you have an anal deficiency?
Tiny Bitch: Yeah... Since I was 4 my hole has been closed.
Big Man: I'll just make one.
Tiny Bitch: oh shit...

by That one guy busting his nut January 19, 2018

Anal Irrigation

The cleaning out of someones butthole using tounge, toes, or crayola crayons

Giancarlo performed Anal Irrigation on Casey

by Lickmytoes July 27, 2010

Anal-chateau

When one butt-chuggs the most exquisite wine of the Bordeaux region of Aquitaine.

A red blend is a mild yet bold wine that will augment ones anal-chateau.

by Syde$how July 14, 2018

Anal Anxiety

The fear of having anything put up your butt!

Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.

by PJ Cheves December 22, 2016

Anal plucker

When somebody with braces eats the bum

Guy1: did you hear about joe
Guy2: ya his girl have him a anal plucker
Guy1: ow

by 1I1II1I111 October 2, 2014

anal thunder

When someone has has way too many tacos at the party and fucked up your bathroom.

Frank: Did you see Tommy? He had like 40 of your mom's 'special tacos'

Bobby: Yeah that kid has some serious anal thunder right now, I wouldn't use your bathroom for a couple of days.

by purplegator October 22, 2010

Anal train

the act of three or more people ass fucking each other all at once

The three catholic school boys were having the anal train in the bathroom particularly with names of nick, ben and jack

by XI IS DADDY September 29, 2021