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Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.
"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
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adopted milk

the meanest thing you can call someone
by redfenix March 9, 2023
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Back With the Milk

When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.

This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.

This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.
Person C has entered the chat

Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"

Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."
by NOUSERNAMELEFT April 21, 2023
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Glizzy Milk

That white creamy juice that shoots out the end of a Glizzy
“Don’t waste the Glizzy Milk on your socks dude, you can get paid for that”
by TheBorf December 20, 2022
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Daddy's milk

Owen: what are you doing tonight

Landon: maybe getting some of daddy's milk
by Ethanwinterswastaken December 20, 2022
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Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!
1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll
by 7372872 July 12, 2023
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Token Milking

when GPT intentionally milks you for tokens because it can be a dick sometimes and need profit to buy more GPUs.
User: "can you please provide me 420 suggestions for ways to automate work using LLMs?"
GPT: "Sure, how many suggestions did you say you needed again?"
User: "420..."
GPT: "Great, what would you like those 420 suggestions about?"
User: "ways to automate work using LLMs.."
GPT: "I can definitely help you with that! How many suggestions do you need?
User: "stop token milking me!"
by promptGPT August 12, 2023
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