Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.

A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.

by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

Gamer Gulp

Any liquid that a gamer drinks that enhances their 1337 gaming abilities, usually loaded with caffeine and other chemicals you can't pronounce.

Alex: "Ayo Matt, what is that sloshing noise I'm hearing over the mic?"

Matt: "Sorry bro, I'm shaking up some Gamer Gulp right now. I need some energy to pick up some Final Fantasy babes tonight."

by Sabown February 15, 2022

Gamer

A word for when someone or something is so fucking cool you can’t process it

“I just got a new phone for my birthday”
“Holy shit! Gamer!!”

by Gaylord Pepper January 1, 2022

Nev Gamer

Nevile has the deadest replies known to man. Whatever you do not talk to him otherwise you will die of boredom.

Hey Nev Gamer did you do the maths homework?
Nevile: Ok

by Sexy g September 29, 2020

sChOOL gamer

The guy who takes his pc to school to play Fortnite.

Guy 1: oh you're such a sChOOl gamer!
sChOOl gamer: STFU im playing Fortnite.

by Potetus March 8, 2018

joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys

Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer

by Katiewolf814 February 5, 2017

Gamer

1) Not Brooke

2) You

A gamer is not Brooke, but you

by BrookeIsNotTheTrueGamer December 13, 2019