When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.
Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007
Get the chimp dancemug. 1-(noun) the act of dancing with someone in the shape of the square.
2-(verb) to dance with someone in the shape of the square (on the ground).
2-(verb) to dance with someone in the shape of the square (on the ground).
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
Get the square dancemug. A "dancing" style often adopted by hardcore or scene kids that involves a lot of thrashing around, windmill moves, and throwing yourself around etc. Kinda like a mosh pit but getting much less hurt!
by hXc-Kiddo July 8, 2006
Get the slam dancemug. Another way of saying wanna fuck? Especially, when a guy meets a girl in the bar and asks her for dance. They probably end up in bed at the end of the night.
Boy sees a hot girl in the club: Wanna Dance?
Girl: Sure
Boy: (hope i get lucky tonight)
Then they go dancing
Girl: Sure
Boy: (hope i get lucky tonight)
Then they go dancing
by Aizinum November 25, 2013
Get the Wanna Dance?mug. When you thrust your hips up and down while your legs are spread over and over (very fast), causing your dick to slap up and down, off of both your stomach and from between your legs.
by TheZaboGuy April 11, 2010
Get the Cock Dancemug. Those that use cliche dance moves like "the sprinkler" because they can not dance and it is all they know. Usually their "moves" do not fit with the song.
Ross is definitely dance challenged, he got out on the floor and started doing disco moves to the song Sweet Caroline.
by Snuggies November 19, 2009
Get the Dance challengedmug. by milky_whun October 30, 2006
Get the jizzle dancemug.