barfing out your ass

when your poo is watery enough to be mistaken for really dark tea or coffee....including the grounds. imagine an absolute anal apocalypse

dad the bathroom smells like you were barfing out your ass

by 7'4"whiteboy October 11, 2014

UGLY ASS HOE THAT IS A WEEB

ugly ass bitch tf

not the bayang says: urm she’s a ugly ass bitch she’s prob a ugly ass hoe that is a weeb btw my TikTok is kenalyzs

by kenalyzs June 21, 2021

ben and jerry’s ass blaster

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

by Tarrarę March 16, 2021

lick my hairy ass

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

Grab ass day

grab ass day is December 17 and you have consent to grab any girl/guys ass

“Hey bro guess what day it is? Its grab ass day.”

by Ddjjdfjejhxbes December 14, 2018

Dick Needy Ass Goblin

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.

The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.

by rejectedrainbow November 26, 2010

Dig up my ass

An expression used in place of screw off,.

By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"

by KKZKKSKSKKSKSKSKK December 29, 2016