i love you

this is what someone says to you to lie, or to avoid problems/avoid hurting your feelings.

example 1:
you: why did you cheat on me!!
them: im sorry, i love you.
you: its okay.

example 2:
them: i love you.
you: i love you too.
them: but i think we should see other people
you: what?
them: i still love you but i think it's best for the both of us.
you: i understand.

by alphaBOOTI69 November 5, 2023

Beat you into a bucket of chicken

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.

You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!

by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021

Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?

Are you able to help out or take on another task?

Your manager will IM you these series of questions to see is you’re busy by saying “Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?” By asking twice, she will be more likely to receive an answer.

by OBW69 August 10, 2024

Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

if you bother my cognitive behavioral skills you are going to killed by I (i).

.

if you bother my cognitive behavioral skills you are going to killed by I (i).

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

ayy you guys

a greeting that is from the goonies and a character called sloth with a deformed face that was popularized as a joke or meme and is used as a joke term

you are trying to make a funny entrance to large group "Ayy you guys"

by Naughtopus June 4, 2018

he/she/you shitted

basically means you or they did really good, you usually drag out the “shitteddddd”

“DAMNNNN YOU SHITTEDDDDD”
(he/she/you shitted)

by fiiiiiiiii.aa April 18, 2024