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Your mom

Billy: do we have the test tomorrow?

Joe: yes

Billy: ok I’m going to study, will you?

Joe: nah

Billy: then what are you going to do?

Joe: your mom ;)
by ShadowOmega April 13, 2022
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Your just a hole

She's a fucking bully that has no hart she is a ugly fat bitch that thinks all the boys like her but they all just joking with her I watch them because of her big head she doesn't see it.
Your just a hole you 🕳️
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019
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shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.
Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!
by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021
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A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.
*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.
by yearof2024 March 23, 2024
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call your auntie to dinner

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.
"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"
by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014
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National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
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double knott your laces

A term used when entering a part of an estate know for peti theft.
"Jim you better double knott your laces here bro. Them tramps at number 16 will have them off you if you dont"
by wandering about August 14, 2018
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