I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 4, 2023

I don't agree with the language

Used before a statement of agreement to indicate that the speaker doesn't particularly approve of foul (or just plain rude) language.

Driver: What the hell's this cocksucker doing here? This is the fast lane and he's driving like my gramps!

Passenger: I don't agree with the language, but you're right.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 1, 2023

i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

I banana …(somebody)

When you are to shy to say you miss somebody, you can use this word.

‘I banana …(somebody), I hope he/she will come back home soon.’ Mary said to me.

by R..w. August 17, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

i want to be 'his' girl

When all you think about is him or something you can link to him. He is your safe space, you just aren't sure if he still likes you or if he even wants you. You start to go crazy just trying to figure it out. Leave it be. If he is the one he will come back for you when you leave.

Jenna: I want to be 'his' girl.
K: sometimes its easier to let go.

by anonymous July 8, 2023

I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone

Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut

by Yeetmeister445 August 3, 2018