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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
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a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.
Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!
by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006
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thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,
wwell thats how i met my mother
by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011
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The act of having exceptionally good yet typically rough sexual intercourse.
John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?

Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
by johhouoonnn June 24, 2010
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my dungarees arr up me shuck

A term used by farming folk Northern Ireland to show a slight discomfort in the underware department where ones underware is stuck in their anus

also see wedgey
also see shuck
"Awk fuck my dungarees arr up me shuck"
by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008
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and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.
Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017
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Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch
Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob
by Josval2 December 16, 2019
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