No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
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person 1: HEY NIGGA
Person 2: WHY YA CALLIN ME A NIGGA
Person 1: BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN ITS THE LAW
Person 3: Hey guys what's going on?
Person 1 and 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DISCORD MOD 300 POUNDS LIVES IN MOMMYS BASEMENT NO LIFE NO GRASS TOUCHED OLD HAIRY VIRGIN.
Person 3: o u c h.
Definiton: An insult or a black person
Person 1:N I G G A
Person 2: WHY YA CALLIN ME A NIGGA
Person 1: BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN ITS THE LAW
Person 3: Hey guys what's going on?
Person 1 and 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DISCORD MOD 300 POUNDS LIVES IN MOMMYS BASEMENT NO LIFE NO GRASS TOUCHED OLD HAIRY VIRGIN.
Person 3: o u c h.
Definiton: An insult or a black person
Person 1:N I G G A
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