I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 03, 2024

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

by Handle100 August 11, 2023

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

by Dejene December 30, 2023

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 29, 2023

I may not show it 100%

Type this in your discord server and damn, u just make the greatest chain ever.

A:I may not show it 100%
B:I may not show it 100%
C:I may not show it 100%

by ElysIsCool69420 November 16, 2020

i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020