I Understand

Heh... Reminds me of what I said about kids surpassing their parents...

Hym "Oh no I understand... I understand. And I understand what you want me to do but I'm not entirely certain how to go about doing it in such a way that it prevents them from doing what I know that are trying to do... A higher level of certainty is required. I'm still not even sure what I've already done is enough... This sucks. This suuuucks! Heh, therein lies the flaw in my philosophy I suppose..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

What did I say?

And what I said about deadlines is that establishing a deadline makes you think you get to wait until the deadline to do the thing I said rather than just doing it faster.

Hym Iam "Ok. And what did I say? I said NOT that. So no. You shouldn't have stole and fucked it up initially. You would still have a holy land but you don't listen, do you? You don't listen to the words people say. You could have prevented that entirely by 1. Not beings stupid and 2. Listening to the words I said."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

I accidentally the whole

Adj.
1. Positive shock caused by something illogical by accident, presented as self-mockery. The findings encompass an entire subject.

2. Removing logic to apply humor, raising more questions than answers. "I accidentally build a shelf"

Analogy: A footballer just scored a goal! But he didnt even know he was on the pitch to begin with.

It is similiar to a more impactful version of "This is fine" phrase.

Usage:
I accidentally the whole X

where X = the outcome, typically a noun.

I bought some computer parts, and y'know me i'm awful at these buts but i uh.. i accidentally the whole computer lmao. Let's play some games!

by derpinator76 January 11, 2026

I love the internet

when that fluff fic you wrote for that new character ended up posted right after porn of them
See also: I hate the internet

"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I love the internet."

by I have autism January 13, 2026

I hate the internet

when that fluff fic u posted for that new character ended up right after porn of them
See also: I love the internet

"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I hate the internet."

by I have autism January 13, 2026

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

I shank backs

What I call hispanics with no common sense.

Person 1: are you a Hispanic with no common sense.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025