I'm so fucking bored.

When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.

"I'm so fucking bored." i'm so fucking bored

by reallyreallyridiculouslybored October 21, 2010

i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 08, 2015

Fuck this shit I'm out

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.

Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

by IDIDATHING November 30, 2015

i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs

When a girl shows off.

"i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs"
"Yeah you are like other girls"
"No I'm not!

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 06, 2019

I'm good off you

I'm done with you. Over it. Not for the bs. DMV slang.

You play too many games, I'm good off you.

by DMVshawty June 23, 2014

I'm not your friend, buddy

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

by CowTittes April 23, 2019