Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

who shart them self

J.D Mac Shartband killed 86 people

who shart them self? stop sharting yay

by God Clan May 10, 2019

self-loop d' loop

The act of taking your own pecker and inserting it into their own behind

Hey, I heard George is a ps4 player so he must like to self-loop d' loop Himself.

by Ywwb January 14, 2020

self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

Suck Yo Self September

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)

Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back

by Buddha’s left nipple November 7, 2018

Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.

Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !

by Fav February 12, 2008

pulling up to self serve

To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect

I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.

by BoneDaddy December 13, 2004