turd of events

When the situation changes unexpectedly such that everything goes to shit.

When Trump got elected it was quite the turd of events.

by myactualrealname June 15, 2017

Cow Turd

These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.

Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!

by red kiwi July 15, 2016

turd puddle

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021

Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016

Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 12, 2018

turd snot

When you stick your finger in your dogs butthole and then shove it in a friends nostril

Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!

by JYO42 November 9, 2015

Turd Trampoline

A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.

Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021