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Theatre of Dreams 

Also known as Old Trafford. Located on Sir Matt Busby Way in Trafford. It's the largest club ground in England. Greatest ground in all of England, which is the world in terms of football, Wembley comes in at a distant second.
Did you see the Man United-Arsenal game at Old Trafford? They beat the bunch of divers 2-0. Ended the win streak, which also started after being beaten by Man United.

At the library, Highbury, Utd beat Arsenal 4-2 after Arsenal blew a two goal lead.
Theatre of Dreams by SAF August 27, 2005

The Johnson Treatment 

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.
At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

Treatbox 

1)A box of treats, I.E. between your girlfriends/mom's legs.

2) a tasty little snack often enjoyed right after a football game and right before she utters the words 'I'm pregnant'.

A treatbox can be enjoyed by both men and women, and frequently by both sex's at the same time. You must be very careful in choosing a treatbox, because some are infected with rather nasty little bugs such as herpes or the nigger aids.

Niggers tend to hoard thier treatbox's and can get quite territorial when it comes to this property of thiers. This is due to the fact that so many of their own treatbox's have been infected with their 'brotha's' nigger aids, and as we all know, the niggers are alergic to the nigger aids, so they stay as far away from them as possible. This results in an abundance of niggeraids treatbox's, most of which happen to be white bitches because no self respecting nigger would ever sleep with a monkey.
yo, man, that bitch had a tasty little treatbox for me to hump last night, but I humped her leg instead.

HEY, that bitches nasty little treatbox infected me with the nigger aids. Now I have to go back to africa. damn african bush niggers!
Treatbox by T.N.S April 24, 2011

Spock Treatment 

A term used when a couple pleasures each others privates. The term originates from when a young man stood behind a cardboard cutout of Spock and cut out a area in the pants to insert his privates.
Male " hey babe I got a homerun in baseball tonight "
Female " gosh dear that's great!"
Male " can I have a Spock treatment?"
Female " sure!"
Spock Treatment by Sportsbra33 January 1, 2012

Salt Treatment 

When someone acting salty as fuck for a extended period of time.
"Dude she been giving me the salt treatment for like 2 weeks now because i forgot her favorite color."
Salt Treatment by Optimo April 25, 2015

Blanket treatment 

When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.
When i see that hoe in plublic shes gonna get the blanket treatment.
Blanket treatment by Fukumf February 18, 2020