Crack Romance

A dysfunctional relationship between two crack heads. Often involving sexual favors in exchange for drugs.

I wish I could find a great guy to be in a crack romance with so that I wouldn't have to sell my body for drugs.

by CabanaGurl August 23, 2009

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crack cuisine

delicious combination of goldfish and raisins
named as such for its regular consumption in the crack den

"Yo man, I'm gonna have some of this crack cuisine while you finesse that hose!"

by greenyboy April 13, 2010

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The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.

Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.

by Matt Bailey & Alicia Y. August 3, 2007

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cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009

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Crack Busy

You are so busy, that you need crack to keep on going at the pace needed.

Kate was crack busy writing material for her comedy sketch show.

by Bob Backinstash December 19, 2008

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crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.

"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."

by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014

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