Matt

An amazing sexy person who loves to be around his friends

Wow he’s such a Matt

by XXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZZZZ September 12, 2020

matt gilliatt

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Return on investment for this DILFage is through the roof, will most certainly effortlessly bang all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.

"Where is everyone?"

-Matt Gilliatt

by duck_overlord February 7, 2022

Matt

A normal heterosexual person but is low key really gay. He sometimes jokes about being with other men but deep inside he really means it

I think I’m a Matt, I joke about being gay but I don’t want want my friends calling me gay

by Harambe1017 September 29, 2020

Matt white from endfield, ct

largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.

Man that guy is packing, that must be matt white from endfield, ct!

by jizz king 1234 March 1, 2022

Matt

That guy that actually thinks ultimate frisbee is a sport and not a hobbie.

Matt is a gay cunt

by Hag August 12, 2020

Pulling a Matt

When a conversation is toxic, negative, and unproductive, but someone interjects with a well-timed question that disrupts the cycle and redirects the discussion toward a more constructive path. However, this shift often frustrates or even angers those who were invested in keeping the conversation toxic, as it derails their attempt to fuel negativity.

Person A: "Steve is so annoying."
Person B: "I agree, he should come off his high horse."
Matt: "Hey guys, does anyone know the answer to this question. How do I go about..."
Person A: (whispers) "There he goes "pulling a Matt" again."

by W. Leung March 3, 2025

Matt

Matt is such a lovely person and is definitely a keeper, for sure. Matt is a hilarious friend and has an awesome sense of humour, and he'll never fail to make you laugh. Sometimes Matt could get a little upset or self-conscious about something, but I hope that he knows his friends will always be there for him when he feels down. Matt is really one of the kindest mfs you will ever meet. Even if he acts like a crackhead when it comes to hangouts, he is still perfect in every way. If you ever have a friend like Matt you are extremely lucky and should be really grateful to have someone like him in your life and it's worth it.

If you drop Matt, you’re making a big mistake.

by Issy lol July 21, 2021