bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020

Bastard Complex

A term used to describe the pursuit of greatness to compensate for insecurity. Historically, bastards could not inherit titles or wealth. Hence, they had to succeed on their own merit, which motivated them to overachieve to overcome the taboo status placed upon them.

It was said that many great men had a bastard complex such as Che Guevera and William the Conquerer.

by WIKIKING August 31, 2023

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

Bastard

A fatherless child also used as an insult

Jake is a bastard

by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023

ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020