I'm generally a nice guy, if/when I find my girl she'll be mine forever, I don't anger/scare easy but if you manage it one of two things happens. 1.(friend/family) I laugh and then scare the shit out of you sometime within the next month. 2.(anyone that's not a friend) I'll call the paramedics after I'm done. I am probably one of the most average dude's you'll never meet, but I like to think I've got a good(ish) heart. Still single. Had one girlfriend who dumped me for one of my friends. Been four years. I've been told should be a stand-up comedian, but I like having money, so that's a don't for me. I also don't have much of a life, so I spend most of my life on Warframe or Eharmony. Y'know. Trying to find love. Let's see. I'm a hard worker. I won't stop til my job is done, both inside and outside the bedroom.
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This kind of mental problem is so rare but meanwhile so dangerous.
The reason that it is named Anthony is because of Anthony James Coll who was a Brazilian dumbass who also lived in Sweden and Scottland, he used to be so dumb and thought that he is better than his friend who was legend called Arad.
He was so dumb that he changed to a donkey at the age of 14.
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