california blender

The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile

OMG (said by female). " I just saw a play by HWale California. I came 3 times."

by Bardo Beutlin March 06, 2022

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California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 15, 2024

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california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 31, 2014

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