California snowball

A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.

Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.

by The Almighty Dr. Goose January 31, 2021

california broke

When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent

Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!

How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!

by rmurill1 February 6, 2021

California condo

A vehicle bought and used primarily for residential purposes

Times are hard but at least I have a California condo.

by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021

California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021

California Middle Class

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot

"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"

by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021

California

California the Texas wannabe's

fuck you Oklahoma you're next , you'll get it worse than California

by thatonekidfromTexas February 25, 2021

California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021