‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*

*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.

Let's have sex in a bench bed

by G. Dawg October 12, 2021

bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.

Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"

by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021

Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.

"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."

by MedjeedIX July 2, 2023

born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex

bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017