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Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
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Fuck Tard

Someone whos done something so stupid to the point where theyve descended bellow your average levels of retard.
(Guy 1) Hey did you hear what Magnolia said?
(Guy 2) Yeah theyre such a Fuck Tard
by Nyorri November 1, 2020
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Ro-Tard

Being a Noob Who doesn't listen to reasoning and or makes lies to support his false beliefs, Specifically on Roblox.
Go away Ro-tard stop lying before I come to your house.
by Roboblox November 8, 2019
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Tard

Someone so fucking dumb you would rather be talking to a retard
Bill: What's 9 + 10?
John: 21!
Bill: You goddamn tard john!
John: What a tard?
by Stunky September 6, 2021
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Tard

When u dont want to use the 'r' word because apparently its not politically correct. Tards can also be categorised into groups or gangs of stupid people who can be very dumb.
"Omg what tards"
by One of the ladies and estaban November 12, 2019
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Fuck-Tard

A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.
That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.
by pornjunkie69 June 15, 2018
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speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
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