OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon April 28, 2011

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.

He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..

by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and a retard. A person that thinks they are cool, hip, popular however in everyone else’s opinion they are retarded.

Haha…. Look at that esh-tard!

by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

tardded

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.

You just got tardded on, goodnight.

by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 16, 2021

Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011

E-tard

Someone who is technologically challenged

Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard

by beugo6969 April 26, 2024

e-tard

Someone who is internet illiterate.

may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!

by d3moni March 20, 2009