Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.

He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..

by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and a retard. A person that thinks they are cool, hip, popular however in everyone else’s opinion they are retarded.

Haha…. Look at that esh-tard!

by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

debit tard

One who does not own a debit card.

Cassandra is a debit tard because she does not have the sense to obtain a debit card.

by The Air Band! December 28, 2010

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology

He was too tech-tarded to search the web

by dracopiaz January 16, 2025

tardded

A synonym of played. Used to make a stupid decision and play it on someone else.

You just got tardded on, goodnight.

by Jerry In The Driver Seat July 16, 2021

Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.

"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"

by Bizza mcbizbiz April 20, 2023