no ones home

Will do nasty things to you

She’s says “no ones home” you need to know that she would/will do nasty things to you

by mystery04 February 20, 2018

the..one..and.only.loser

My gay friend. If you're somehow seeing this hello

the..one..and.only.loser is a very sus human

by yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking on TT January 2, 2022

one-wipper

after making a dirty BM...wham, one wipe cleans it up!

I am jealous of Mark, I never have a one-wipper after Moe's!

by tominateK May 2, 2011

iz*one

people who loves kira so much

"iz*one's ahn yujin is in love with user bieujin!"

by yenjin March 16, 2021

hole in one

When put your finger in your ball sack and then after awhile it hardens and you have a ball sack skin cocoon around your finger.

“I left my finger in my sack for a wee bit too long now I got a bad case of the hole in one!”

by Isaiah mark January 14, 2022

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011