Get off my ham.

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.

Tell that bitch to get off my ham.

by Wall the Great October 06, 2019

rotten ham and eggs

When nix six licks jose's balls

Hey stop trying to give me the rotten ham and eggs

by jumbles July 15, 2010

turkish ham sandwich

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

by Task force master Cooley October 21, 2013

I Be Go Ham

(1) To Run Fast.
(2) A group of runners.

Derived from the Ghetto Sprinters at Mizzou All-Comers.

(1) Im'ma be goin' ham on this track workout.
(2) I Be Go Ham Left! (Guys, Turn Left at this next street)

Whoooooooo! Mann he be go ham on that 200!

by Sethfontaine March 31, 2011

Virgina baked ham

Someone's (usualy a male's) exposed butt.

Tony showed his Virgina baked ham to the cops.

by uh1989 June 04, 2009

Bam Bam Turkey and Ham

An awsome phrase used to own people.

(Girl dribbles ball round Defender and shoots and scores)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)

by Poppy Drawner December 07, 2009

Smells like a mans ham

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

by Rick Terror November 17, 2006