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stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.
"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."
by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Putting Stones

Rockhounds definition of a golf ball. Also a typo for a pudding stone.
I keep finding putting stones, but no agates, petoskeys, or pudding stones
by Lousypirate July 27, 2022
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Stone

When you awkwardly fuck something up
by Glenni March 9, 2018
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Black p stone bloods

The Black P. Stones are affiliated with the Bloods alliance and especially with the Piru coalition. and was created in the 1960's The gang is a rival of the Crips.The Black P. Stones have also been involved in a long-running conflict with the 18th Street gang, a Latino gang which is based in a territory north of Baldwin Village.
black p stone bloods are part of a nation spreading to chicago
by gangoligist January 17, 2024
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Stone

Cutest name for the cutest boy. People may think he's a rock, but he's actually the sweetest and most caring boy ever. chickens 4 aggy
by honestbimbo May 22, 2019
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