self proclaimed fat bitch

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.
Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.
by Nawkstar July 13, 2010
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Self centered asshole-ness

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke
by Idkimnotcreative April 29, 2018
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Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.
Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)
by coachcmiller September 30, 2013
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who shart them self

J.D Mac Shartband killed 86 people
who shart them self? stop sharting yay
by God Clan May 10, 2019
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A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.
He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.
by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019
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Suck Yo Self September

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)
by Buddha’s left nipple November 07, 2018
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self-loop d' loop

The act of taking your own pecker and inserting it into their own behind
Hey, I heard George is a ps4 player so he must like to self-loop d' loop Himself.
by Ywwb January 15, 2020
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