by Comeoncomeon March 29, 2014
Get the mojo retard mug.When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
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2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
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2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010
Get the clingfilm retardant mug.When a person who lifts weights goes way overboard. Can be used to describe just one part of the body.
Dude 1: That dude is in good shape but his calves are muscularly retarded. They look so huge compared to the rest of his build.
Dude 2: You are so gay.
Dude 2: You are so gay.
by jkherbz August 17, 2010
Get the Muscularly Retarded mug.Digital retard is a person who has No or low level of competency in use of digital technologies .The low level of digital technology competency could be described by two or more of the following attributes - does not own a mobile, does not have a personal e- mail id, does not know to use internet, refuse/decline to learn use of digital technologies, does not know how to use the remote.
Most of the digital retards live a retired life and cannot be expected to learn new technologies as they have low level of education, remotely situated away from connectivity, live amongst a group of people who are equally digital retards
by jinadavis November 14, 2013
Get the digital retard mug.by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011
Get the Honey-Retard mug.-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.
-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.
-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.
by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010
Get the retarded tard mug.1. when you ask a person to do something in the form of a request and the person pretends like they don't understand. Then they repeat the action which you wish them to perform back a to you thus becoming your retarded echo.
2. a human parrot who repeats what someone says as if they cannot think of something interesting to say themselves.
2. a human parrot who repeats what someone says as if they cannot think of something interesting to say themselves.
1. Sally: "Hey Bob, could you take out the trash?"
Bob: "Take out the trash?"
Sally: "There goes that retarded echo again..."
2. Bully 1: "Shut up dumbfuck!"
Bully 2: "Yeah, Shut up dumbfuck!"
Bob: "Take out the trash?"
Sally: "There goes that retarded echo again..."
2. Bully 1: "Shut up dumbfuck!"
Bully 2: "Yeah, Shut up dumbfuck!"
by tiabliaj March 15, 2011
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