Honey-Retard

(noun); mentally incompetent individual, who unfailingly finds him/herself in sticky situations.
No matter what she does, Bessie is always getting into trouble. She's a honey-retard.
by Kitten Angel September 16, 2011
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mojo retard

Anon loves anon there fore they are mojo retard
by Comeoncomeon March 10, 2014
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clingfilm retardant

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
by lazybumsinparis August 15, 2010
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digital retard

Digital retard is a person who has No or low level of competency in use of digital technologies .The low level of digital technology competency could be described by two or more of the following attributes - does not own a mobile, does not have a personal e- mail id, does not know to use internet, refuse/decline to learn use of digital technologies, does not know how to use the remote.
Most of the digital retards live a retired life and cannot be expected to learn new technologies as they have low level of education, remotely situated away from connectivity, live amongst a group of people who are equally digital retards
by jinadavis November 14, 2013
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Muscularly Retarded

When a person who lifts weights goes way overboard. Can be used to describe just one part of the body.
Dude 1: That dude is in good shape but his calves are muscularly retarded. They look so huge compared to the rest of his build.

Dude 2: You are so gay.
by jkherbz August 11, 2010
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retardation station

The podcast with 3 black men, 2 white men, and 1 bi racial and bi sexual woman.
Are you guys gonna listen to retardation station? Hell yeah! i wouldn't miss it for the worlds.
by drinkbleachonadailybasis January 14, 2019
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retarded tard

-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.

-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.
you're a fucking retarded tard get a life. What's your IQ? Mines is on the above average range.
by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010
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