Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these

redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout

by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025

Ready Rip

Disposable vape

Lets do a ready rip before lunch

by Poonjobbi December 10, 2025

Reddit

The internet’s dick measuring contest

I use reddit, and I can say that without a doubt I have the most knowledge on any given subject. More than anyone else in this room… Why yes I do fuck my hand at night how can you tell?

by LemoneySpaghetty January 18, 2026

The Reddings

Used to refer to malboro reds for B.E.T.

Yo, lets watch the reddings on B.E.T.
awww yea son

by Asidbath February 2, 2007

Trail Ready

The damanging of the exterior of a four-wheel drive car, causing it to be visually unpleasing, but ready to go onto 4x4 trails.

"I bent my fender on a tree yesterday, it's now trail ready."

by vanlul June 2, 2009

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012