Pushing P

Pushing P is the process of buying and selling penises wrapped in whale meat.
In order to successfully Push P, you must take said whale wrapped penis, and shove it up one's rectal system.

"you pushing P" "Shheeee I be pushing P"

by SSHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSHHH February 07, 2022

Pushing P

It means you REALLY have to pee.

MS. WILLIAMS CAN I BE EXCUSED FOR A MOMENT??!! I'M PUSHING P!!

by MommyS February 21, 2022

P Flan

When one urinates while pleasuring his or her own anus.

I was anal masturbating last night and I P Flan'd everywhere. My room mate was sooooo pissed.

by TheKeating November 07, 2010

lukey p

When a guy with a huge cock tricks a nice little college girl into giving him her virginity! Than he shags her so hard that her vagina rips open and bleeds all over his knob!
Not to be confused with the girl's period lolz.

Poor college chick: Oh shit my fanny is bleeding, it must have been Lukey P!!!!!!!

by MisterBoombastic March 23, 2009

P-Dizzle

A safe word used by people who want to use the bathroom without having to state the reason for leaving. Often used in urgency when the person is in a large conversation/argument with family or friends.

Jim: "Well George, pick a side! I don't have all day!"
George: "Uh sorry Jim, I have to P-Dizzle."

by Thefuturemadscientistleague January 27, 2013

Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team

Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga

by Ben Dover2.0 February 05, 2014

P pog

P=petty P=peice O=of G=garbage
P pog

P pog means pretty peice of garbage.

by Yea this is isaakool April 01, 2019