hole in one

When put your finger in your ball sack and then after awhile it hardens and you have a ball sack skin cocoon around your finger.

“I left my finger in my sack for a wee bit too long now I got a bad case of the hole in one!”

by Isaiah mark January 14, 2022

iz*one

people who loves kira so much

"iz*one's ahn yujin is in love with user bieujin!"

by yenjin March 16, 2021

the..one..and.only.loser

My gay friend. If you're somehow seeing this hello

the..one..and.only.loser is a very sus human

by yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking on TT January 2, 2022

One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate

Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

The chosen one

Some bozo who gets his limbs chopped off

Obi wan : you where the chosen one you were ment to destroy the sith not join them
Anakin : I hate you

by General obi wan kenobi June 6, 2022

one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.

My neighbor's a one-blocker.

by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010