Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.

Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.

by dtill April 12, 2023

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Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.

Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."

by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021

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Card Rage

When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.

The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.

by punk chiq nz June 16, 2018

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Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.

I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025

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when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

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