Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

Girlfriend

Something that you and me both wished we had.

You: Hey wanna be my girlfriend
Sexy girl: ew no

by LoliHentaiCool February 2, 2021

Gavin K's Girlfriend

The most wonderful thing that has ever happened to Gavin. She's a girl that'll never leave his side, cheer him up when he's depressed, wants to be with him all the time, flirty when she's drunk, listens to Why Don't We, plays volleyball, plays soccer, loves the beach, her favorite flower is a rose, has inside jokes, her favorite color is pastel yellow, and loves her oversized hoodie.

Girl: who's that with Gavin?
Other Girl: it's Gavin K's Girlfriend
Girl: she said he was annoying to me. but they're so cute together

by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

girlfriend

A homie you can kiss.

I luv my girlfriend

by TLOL16 January 8, 2022

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022

Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022