Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Noah

A Noah is a homophobic, very pro-life, over religious person who even when proven wrong, says they're right.

He's a Noah, that's why.

by Cori0219 March 29, 2022

Noah

A amazing white man who has the N-word pass no matter the circumstance. He is handsome and smart. He gets into most teams he tries out for.

Girl 1 : "Noah is sooooo cute!!"
Girl 2 : " Ikr I wish I was dating him!!"

by Nonoa July 22, 2021

Noah

Basically the coolest guy ever. He hot and funny, and gets all the girls.

Hey you know Noah?
Yeah, he’s like, the best ever, of all time.

by Bigman manbig May 7, 2022

XL noah

a person called noah that is over two ton

XL noah crushed my toes

by Bryson Mcalpine September 16, 2025

Noah

People named noah are the sexiest people alive. They pull baddies and get head everday.

Noah is noah.

by Omgg.papi November 21, 2021

Noah

A country boiiiiiiii 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

Who's that country boi?
Oh. That's just Noah.

by How about yes October 11, 2019