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Campfire Ninja

Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.
Dwight? Oh yeah, he's a real campfire ninja.
by 5Bones July 26, 2010
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ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.
Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!
by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010
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twat ninja

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.
person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?
by yourmom6t9s June 2, 2009
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Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.
"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"
by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008
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ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.
Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!
by Jessica777 January 31, 2009
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going ninja

A.k.a stealth mode

Moving undetected on a mission to murk, kill, and otherwise do severe bodily harm to another

Gamer Term
Where's my scout package i'm going ninja on that ass
by Dr. Psykotik22 September 11, 2011
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The Lazy Ninja

A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.
I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!
by The barn February 18, 2011
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