Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.

Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.

by bankok June 12, 2006

michael bæ

A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael Bæ and do many things on rooftops.

Bow down to me and suck the D. You know you wanna stay when you see Michael Bæ

by IAmJC April 22, 2015

filthy michael

The act of plopping a solid turd on ones feet then slapping their genitalia back and forth with their left hand. After smear the little brown eye escapee onto the back of the victims eyes while using your tounge to harden the nips of the victim.

Guy 1: What is on your shoes!!?
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.

by Mr. Tuenchi May 13, 2015

Michael Willising

Being in popular movies or pictures of popular activities but in the background unnoticed.

"Did you see Mark Hamill in that new movie. He had a small cameo."
"No. I guess he was just Michael Willising."

by The_Website April 1, 2016

Michael O’D

Contestant on the Biggest Looser
Will be single all of his life

You have more fingers than he does friends

Michael O’D can’t get a girl. It’s not possible. Try

by Phat hoe 111 November 8, 2019

Michael Jackson

One Sexy ass fucker

"Michael jackson, yeah, hes a secy ass fucker!"

by KelBoi November 13, 2019

Michael Jackson

One of the best singers who ever walked the earth. The only other singers at his level are Freddie Mercury and Prince. If you haven't listened to his music and been enlightened you are WRONG. Unfortunately he has been accused of many things, but we still love him. He is also known as The King of Pop or God.

Michael Jackson is the best. Justin Bieber completely failed in life and music PERIOD.

by A skittle for you and you May 20, 2019